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Yup, me again. Yup, another pumpkin patch. What's the difference between this one and the last one. Well for one, there were thousands of pumpkins to choose from in this patch as opposed to the 7 in Fargo. And two, it was roughly 30 degrees colder outside. Yup, I'm freezing my toosh. 
Yes, I know. I'm not as tall as dad, but damn it... I'm kickin my feet up too when my Saturday 'toons are on.
Good thing dad told me how to hold a football. Comes in handy when the other kid's grubby little hands try to take my 'kins from me.
Just a helpful reminder to check out the horsey video below, in case you missed it!
It's so simple. Just stick your face in his line of sight. Remember to smile, otherwise, it's just weird.
Remember, when growing, that calories matter. When the utensils present themselves in a manner that's beneficial for you, you've got to take advantage of it. Notice in in the above graphic how I utilized 2 spoons within arms reach, to eat twice as fast. Eating twice as fast means finishing twice as fast. And finishing twice is fast, means twice as much time destroying the living room.
The first step towards recovery is admitting you have a problem. I have a problem.
My boy toy, Carsen, and I got to go to the Winnipeg Zoo with our parental units. Carsen got to have a dolphin stroller while I got stuck with the same crappy old plain one we always use on our trips. I'm starting to buy into this 'Karma' thing my dad keeps talkin' about.
This was the lone ride that was open the day my parents had the bright idea of going to the fair when the wind was blowing 40 mph. Nice thinking, bozos.
Nah, driving in the car isn't as bad as it use to be, especially when you can entertain yourself by kicking daddy's elbow now and again.
In case you missed it... the closing ceremonies for the high chair commenced about 45 days ago. I'm ridin' a pimped out booster seat nowadays.
Remember with summer fast approaching, that all forms of UV protection be used!
