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Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Sled Review
Sleekly designed, the Kajsa Transporter 2005 came fully equipped with dual side oh-sh*t handles. They came in handy as the sled handles less than par when the surface grade approaches 45 degrees. But other than minor glitches in steep hill handling and no offering of ABS, the sled was a marvelously smooth and luxurious ride. It's small compact frame allows for easy storage, to allow one's parents to bring it along at ALL times. You readin this, parental units? Grade: 4 1/2 kitties (out of a possible 5)
Food Review: Cake Icing
The icing was primarily smooth in texture, with slightly grainy subtleties in some areas. I can only deduce that the icing maker person was either an aspiring 6 year old chef, or an adult chimpanzee. The icing contained much sugar, as any icing should... but I detected a minute trace of rosemary. A nice touch. It's obvious the chimpanzee who made this blatantly copied from some other astute chef's notes. Grade - 3 kitties (out of a possible 5)
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